Some creative morsels for you to savor, or not!
- Spherical tortilla chips with guacamole in the middle.
- For Penn and Teller’s last trick before they retire, Teller should make Penn mute and then start talking.
- Make Nigeria a tax-free haven to attract big businesses and see them struggle to be taken seriously.
- NBA players mic’d up.
- Since people already “identify” as different genders, why not identify as a different nationality?
- Take a fast-talking auctioneer and a decent rap artist and have them learn each other’s skill for a month. After a month have the rapper do an auction, and the auctioneer do a rap concert. See who does better
- They should add a comment section to the bottom of each Wikipedia article.
- To prevent bias based on race or ethnicity in courts of law, courts should put a wall between the jury and the rest, and also have them put on headphones so voices of lawyers/defendants can be changed to further make race/ethnicity anonymous.
- Caffeinate the water supply.
- There should be a program to adopt older people as grandparents for your family. For holidays and Christmas for people who have lost or never had the experience of parents or grandparents.
- Coin operated dishwashers.
- The greatest current writers should get together and write a book the way movies are a collaborative process.
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